- It's bad
- It stinks
- It's pure cancer
- It doesn't fit my new healthy lifestyle
- It's freakin expensive
So here I am now, sitting at work, chewing sugar free gum. I keep thinking "Oh I could go smoke a cigarette!" but then I do it Homer Simpson Style "D'oh!".
I feel a little weird as well. Like, today I printed out this picture of Lil Jon's yearbook photo, and whenever I look at it I laugh sooooooo hard:
Oh and I am in love with T-Rex jokes, lately: